The most annoying quotations a DJ has to listen to

I found out that I'm at least not alone. DJ AB-Bass collectected - among other interesting stuff - the most annoying quotes (german) that people can bother a DJ with. Some sound awful familiar. I'll add a few of mine: people go to a black sounds night and got the nerve to ask for freestyle, hardrock or even folk. If it's in the beginning they try to support their wish with "Nobody is dancing to what you're playing" Funny, it's nobody there yet! But if you play their songs, then they complain about you always playing the same! I guess that's because they always ask for the same then. I assume they don't complain that they hear the charts over and over again on the radio? Another one is "Why do you play a remix instead of the original?" (most likely from the same people that complained before that you're always playing the same, so they obviously don't want any variations. Besides they wouldn't know if I play a remix or mix the original anyway. "What you don't have that song ???" (Twist) No, I have thousands of songs, but I don't have your song. Even a jukebox has only so many songs to pick from.